Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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