It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
