Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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