spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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