I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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