blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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