.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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