when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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