I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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