I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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