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say what?
wanna hang out?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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