Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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