Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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