I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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