You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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