So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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