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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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