Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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