I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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