I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize