All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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