is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
