Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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