I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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