did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
