If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
dude. I can hear the air.
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