it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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