We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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