Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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