READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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