Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize