Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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