Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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