Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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