I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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