Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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