Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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