He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
wakey wakey hands off snakey
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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