bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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