I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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