am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Drunk is a universal language darling
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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