THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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