Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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