she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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