well most of my day revolves around power hour
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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