great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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