is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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