yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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