just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
