I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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