i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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