Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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