Midget sex pt 2 tonight
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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