Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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When are your genitals available?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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