For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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